Author: hoip chiggs
Date: 04-06-12 14:49
Hoip, you're a workaholic, so busy bangin chicks left and right. Broaden your mind and study harder for that algebra final.
When hotshot football player Chip Littlewood calls you a loser in class, instead of shrugging your shoulders and ignoring him, say, "Think about your last name and look between your legs."
Hoip, I believe classic rock radio has narrowed your mind, as it has ignored the great punk music back in 76 - 79. You're sitting there listening to ELO, Queen, Boston, the Star Wars soundtrack, and the Close Encounters soundtrack while there's a fuckin revolution happening. Hit the little record stores and the underground clubs. Pay attention!
On the pop quiz for history class, when you read the question, "What language do we speak," the answer is American, not White-Non Hispanic.
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